Cheesecake Gate
A Cheesecake War sprung up on social media
Mafia cstyle for four days. A disgruntled Customer
called out Mr. Baker claiming it was gooey inside
undercooked and not right. Customer is always right!
Flew out the window along with the gooey insides Mafia
style. He fat shamed her…a big no no. No beefcake here!
All sided with Ms. Customer leading her to a new
better bakery, shoving shame down Mr. Baker’s throat
with admonishments, memes, digs, GIFs, you name it.
The relationship went viral. Compelling onlookers to
make Mr. Baker the butt of cheesecake spoofs.
In defense, he blocked them from his site the internet
tool to stop and desist this mockery: of creamy goo.
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Oh this captures the internet and our current communication styles so well. Can’t wait to read more!
It’s the poem for our times! I love that you find inspiration all around you. Great job at turning the cheesecake scandal into art.
Thanks!
catchy title, fun poem 🙂
I like the use of satire to convey the message here. Very witty and fun to read.
Thanks
This has the flavor of today
Love the title.