I woke up two-dimensional this morning.
It happens from time to time, I wouldn’t worry about it.

Sometimes I’m ink on paper, others I’m blank. It’s not that important, they don’t look too closely.

It’s really not as bad as it sounds. Nobody expects much from a cardboard cutout, so you don’t have to worry about small talk, and eye contact is entirely optional.

They may recognize you tomorrow though, so keep that in mind if you have to keep up appearances.
“I could’ve sworn I saw him yesterday, but now it looks like he has bones.”

You’ll save a ton on food, however a good umbrella is a must. At least a jacket, anything to keep the rain out. A wet napkin doesn’t exactly thrive on the sidewalk, you know?

Occupying a single plane in space is easier than it looks, anyone can do it!
Just remember you’ll wake up with air in your lungs tomorrow, and rent due on the first.