What could be better?
This is just fantastic!
Absolutely every writer we’ve had to read in school
or any poet or any artist we had to study
Was either a racist or mistreated the ladies
No longer will we have to know anything
We can simply virtue signal our disgust
And pitch our history in the dumpster
We can even complain it wasn’t properly recycled
Sorry Lou, that colored girl chorus just don’t cut it
Sorry Pablo, you made “The Weeping Woman” weep
Sorry Richard, antiSemitism killed the Valkyrie and you were mean to Minna
We got perfect scores on our SATs
There were no questions left to answer
You’ve got a point. I still listen to Garrison Keillor’s Writer’s Almanac everyday.