This is just fantastic!
Absolutely every writer we’ve had to read in school
or any poet or any artist we had to study
Was either a racist or mistreated the ladies

No longer will we have to know anything
We can simply virtue signal our disgust 
And pitch our history in the dumpster

We can even complain it wasn’t properly recycled

Sorry Lou, that colored girl chorus just don’t cut it
Sorry Pablo, you made “The Weeping Woman” weep
Sorry Richard, antiSemitism killed the Valkyrie and you were mean to Minna

We got  perfect scores on our SATs
There were no questions left to answer