Let’s get a leg up on
Arming our teachers.
A gun in every classroom …
What could go wrong?
Not counting accidents
Or pissed-off pupils.
Not counting theft.
So maybe I mean,
In case of attack,
What could go wrong?
Not counting fumbling
And shooting yourself.
Or missing your target and
Hitting your sophomore.
Not counting making the
Angry shooter
Even angrier …
And shootier.
Other than that,
We’re cool.