What Does Your Question Mean?
Such an ambiguous question is “Do you know who I am?” I mean,
1. Are you asking if we’ve been introduced?
2. Are we playing a guessing game?
3. Are you testing me for dementia?
4. Are you suffering from dementia and need to be reminded of who you are?*
5. Are you suggesting that your importance as a person indicates, nay demands,
special attention and deference?
I hope the answer isn’t #5. Self-touting is beneath you, whoever you are.
*If so, would you like me to write your name on a Post-It so you can look at it? Or maybe you might read it and wonder who that guy is, that is,
if you are still able to read.
(I’m really sorry if #4 is the reason you asked the question.)
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Love this! Great mix of humor and reality!
Love “Self-touting is beneath you, whoever you are.” For sure!
Ha! Love this funny/not funny poem.