A true yogi juggles chainsaws 
during rush hour in a turn lane
on Nicholasville Road and remains:  

     *    high as Mount Rushmore
     *    grounded as Death Valley
     *    gentle as a kitten’s whiskers  

But how can motion be motionless?
Why would a flame not flicker?  

Some say it’s muscle management.
Others say it’s the actual picnic basket.