My landlord charged me $150

for paying my rent 8 hours late.

I can’t decide if I should cry

at her office door,

write a shitty yelp review,

or email her and ask if she’s heard

2020 is a complete disaster.

I want a refund.

I want a discount.

I want to leave these 400 square feet

for more than a walk around the block.

I have 27 new quarantine plants

that depend on me to

throw the right kind of tantrum.