The inner chamber of this dishwasher
Is as dry as Mitch Hedberg
Has been for months on end
No one is allowed in this house though
So dry it will remain
     As long as a hairline fracture doesn’t develop
          About halfway down my favorite drinking glass
                      Converting it into a serial killer’s wet dream
                                                   Iron gushing onto stainless steel…

I doubt we’ll even miss it at all, really