Posts for June 1, 2021 (page 2)

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Poem

The Auditorium Dim

The teachers line up to eat a celebratory
lunch they provided themselves, pulled pork
warmed in crock pots, store bought cookies.
For the next few months, the hallways, dark

except to maintenance staff buffing floors,
cleaning what they never think to clean
in February, echo June July August hours.
Boxes used for the last room reshuffle lean

in precarious piles, sixes sharpied into eights,
sevens into twos, some numbers crossed out
altogether. No one was ready for this fight,
but it’s another year and a grad card bought.

The principal struggles to adjust the volume
for a retirement video, the auditorium dim. 


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Poem

Cleaning Out My Email

My dad is in the ICU and not doing well.  

Please find attached your dad’s license.  It looks as though he wanted to be an organ donor.

My dad passed away yesterday.   

Hard to believe your dad has not been with us for less than a week.  

I placed the obituary in the Brazil Times.  

I started clearing your dad’s desk this morning and found a 2-foot stack of tax papers.   

I haven’t done anything yet on the taxes but that’s rising near the top of my to-do list.    

Sorry, it has to be notarized.   

We will need an authenticated set of Ohio court documents  

I’m not sure what to tell Steve or how to proceed. Can you help?   

Attached hereto are the Seller’s closing documents  

We have a deadline of July 1.   

Can you send me the most recent bank statement?  

You are hereby notified that the Estate account is now overdue.


Category
Poem

The Small Stuff

here is today

a missed call, forgotten audio mail
leads us back home

little goof ups beat me down

picture a giant skeeter-like Crane fly
hand smacked
lost legs, delicate limbs
and yet
massive trunks to the gnat

Watch out below!


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Poem

Instruction Manual

Flipping through pages
Lined and plain, bound and looseleaf
Dotted and watermarked
Marked only by the passage of time
Each and every one a portal to the past
Running your fingertips across the dried ink like
Following your own Dewey Decimal
Knuckles clicking across the spines
Until the correct record is found

A warning for new users, however
While each record’s veracity can be confirmed,
Their utility cannot
For every page that recalls a moment
Worthy of remembrance, there are three others
That do the opposite
Nights full of writhing pain, isolation, rejection
The beginnings of pieces that died in their infancy
A failed food journal, maybe even
The first draft of a permanent farewell

If you’re going to plumb these depths
We recommend a holistic approach
Don’t skip the stupid jokes, the silly sketches
The Post-Its with grocery lists
Digestive enzymes, eggs and AA batteries
With the numbers of cute strangers
Rose, the one with commando boots and lavender highlights
Who you will never speak to again
Allow the pages to illuminate, not discourage
With their cyclical nature and repetitive themes
Lay them flat on the carpet and suspend yourself
From the ceiling fan, to see
The forest through the pulped trees

Sometimes it’s not the tomato sauce
That’s bothering you, but rather
The threat of civil war, martial law,
Environmental devastation
To quote page 27, and your trendy supervisor
“Give yourself the grace you would afford others”
Thanks, Tammy


Category
Poem

sever

the sound of thread as it frays
the site of honey  crystal
tongue on razor’s edge
beat of contradiction 

glass and shattered
beam 

rain bow
on the
floor


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Poem

Persnickety (noun)

An intricate pastry dish made with persimmons;
also anything made with persimmons that is especially
difficult to get to turn out as it should: the highlight
of the evening
was an exquisite persnickety.

An artisan who makes purses from finely cut leather;
also the shop or studio where such artisans work
or a place in where such purses are manufactured:
village industries included a smithy, a cidery, and a persnickety.

One who makes a living nicking purses,
alternative word for a pickpocket;
also a gathering of pickpockets: after a brief chase
the constable collared the young persnickety
.


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Poem

Madame Curie Finally Gets Her Big Screen Moment in 1943

The film opens in black & white, in a Sorbonne classroom
set for science lectures, tiered tables and uncomfortable
wooden chairs, a room full of seated and suited young men,
eager to learn. Among the studious gents slouches a singular

young lady, dressed smartly, appropriate dark heavy frock, lace
at the collar, her face framed in a shock of blonde, finger waves
a bit disheveled. She is obviously distracted, weary, not quite
yet glassy-eyed. In the front of the class, in his makeshift opera

pit, a bespectacled older gentleman, balding & bearded in his worst
Hollywood French accent, rambles on of the brilliance that bursts
from loneliness, the loneliness of scientists, of Galileo and Pascal,
how if you believe in yourself, you can catch a star in your fingertips.

The young lady suddenly slumps to the table, body goes limp, arms
collapse over the edges. The scene fades out, fades in. In greyscale,
we move to the professor’s office and then to a café for lunch, as she
cannot remember when she last ate and she has no friends in Paris.

She only loves physics, mathematics, and Poland. This is not Poland.
This is our introduction to Mademoiselle Maria Salomea Sklodowska.
This is before she meets Dr. Pierre Curie, a poet with brains, a poet
with a laboratory. This will be a love story, an appropriate love story.


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Poem

Summer and the strawberries were ripe, so I made cake and jam

Not to disrupt the math to cake ratio,
but it only takes 20 minutes and 6 ingredients
and 375 degrees to produce one
satisfying sponge, heavy with nothing
but future delights.

It’s the wait that’s the worst:
a ten minute minimum – and longer
for the build – before you can revel
in layers and dollops of curd and cream.
But then every bite – 


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Poem

?Evolution?

They were no longer permitted to
burn her at the stake, so
they bound her uterus in
the chains of law instead. 


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Poem

I Write and I Write

on the first day of june i write until almost noon.
not poetry for lexpomo, but minutes for a meeting
no one but a few came to, a meeting
with 5 or 6 presentations  by LFUCG divisions
and council members and I write emails, and I write
FB comments, and I write on a shared post about a virtual
person i met on zoom, now hiking the PCT
performing comedy hoping this trek
will launch him into the annals of infamy
and make him funnier than he was before.
needless to say I am impressed. 
and I write
AC#E  CEGBEGBD GBD  and I take a break to blow
and I blow and I write more minor 7ths and I blow
and the I write some more and I go to the store and
I fix a latch that won’t unlatch my hatch, but it takes sweat
and contortions and I cook dinner and then I write
for comedy about my first vibrator and the trauma
I suffered while trying to decide
which one was the right one
and what if I pick one that’s wrong?
unless I can make it right it will be a waste
of money, but I picked a cheap one that used
batteries and was submergible, too, and less
than $50 and it was the right one because it lasted
15+ years until a few yesterdays ago when it blew
a bearing or threw a rod and I had to go buy
a new one.
I went back to the walls of toys, some make noise
others tickle or heat up or pump
and try to choose, again, the right
one and think all the while that another just like the other
would be best, but they only had one similar,
and then I thought about how special I am
and how I deserve one that licks, does tricks,
or has a suction cup that does God knows what,
but I have to take into consideration the heft
of the hand held apparatus to be held by a twice
broken wrist and arthritic fingers that freeze and lock
and what about the size of the ship meant to part my lips
and the cost. I purchase a mid-price that looks sort of nice,
except I’ve never seen a teal penis
and I write and I write and I write, in my joke journal
with a pen and my broken frozen fingered hand,
but I bought the wrong one, but I’ll make it work
and try to go back for the one that’s just a plain John
that uses batteries and has no bells or whistles,
like my husband, as long as it gets the job done
and I write all this for lexpomo this very minute.