Ahahahahaahahah
Everything is so perfect
aren’t you jealous
Be perfect of me
Long to be my perfect !
I have so many fine fabrics and wet snacks
I have a huge cup of whipped cream
And you have the stink of envy
I have all the lemon juice I could ever drink
 all the peanut shells I could ever eat
All the lonesome I could ever be
You have a secret pinterest board
That is pictures of cartoon ladies wearing bikinis
With my face pasted onto them
Dexter’s mom isn’t real
Asshole