Good to be a Bird, Sucks to be a Bird
Walking out my door today
I saw what I thought was play.
Birdies flew and sang away
and shat on everything.
Jealousy came over me.
Why can’t life just let me be.
I have to go in to pee
and they drop bombs outdoors!
But the great outdoors can be a cold hard place.
It can freeze the pecker, right off a cardinal’s face.
I sit down behind my desk
Tell the truth it’s quite a rest.
Don’t have to flap to find my nest.
And I’ve got the AC!
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Comparison is the thief of joy. You didn’t let it get to you! Glad you found a way to be grateful, and make us laugh. This is hilarious!