Walking out my door today
I saw what I thought was play.
Birdies flew and sang away 
and shat on everything. 

Jealousy came over me.
Why can’t life just let me be.
I have to go in to pee
and they drop bombs outdoors!

But the great outdoors can be a cold hard place.
It can freeze the pecker, right off a cardinal’s face.

I sit down behind my desk
Tell the truth it’s quite a rest.
Don’t have to flap to find my nest.
And I’ve got the AC!