“And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward.” – Matthew 6:5

In This House We Believe
Black Lives Matter (we just don’t know any)
Women’s Rights = Human Rights (except for Palestinians)
No human is illegal (unless they are mentally ill or an uggo)
Science is real (again, we don’t know any)
Love is love (as long as you’re cute)
Kindness is everything (but I’m a bad tipper)

We say No Kings then retweet Charles III
We Vote Blue No Matter Who unless they are a socialist
We call ourselves progressives and fight for the status quo.

In this house, we are Americans.