10 things I learned in my freshman year of college:

  1. softness is overrated 
  2. you cannot stop sleeping and eating simultaneously, you must choose one
  3. seven new ways to identify a human
  4. the closest relatives of bats are camels
  5. people have to pick you back
  6. long term relationships are too easy to hide behind
  7. there is camaraderie in collective loss
  8. adulthood is the ability to take action when disappointed
  9. a 40-day long cough warrants a doctor visit
  10. people only listen to what is easy to hear