Lawzie, it’s been hot here
I have a friend who’s visiting Vegas
I know this because of Facebook
It was 106 degrees at the airport
The town’s name there is Paradise
He also checked in from Death Valley
A town called Furnace Creek
The temp there was 116
It may have been hotter at Furnace Creek
But at least they’re honest about it
Truth in advertising
Unlike 106 in Paradise
Forget what I said
About it being hot here