i painted my nails a light blue color
wishing i had a more accurate shade of periwinkle
the polish globbed on

my mother has hers painted a redish brown
ugly color
the paint is chipped 

count them 5,5 vibrant color
count hers 2, 4 dull and scary

i bought 4 stickers for 18 dollars
she sent a 50 gallon tub of shirts, shoes and books to charity 

one of us has a designer bag at home
the other one has a goodwill one

kate spade wallet and polaroid camara
is no match for an android lens and nobrand purse