Two feminism-inspired unshaved legs

One ingrown forearm lump, bug-bite shaped 
Three and a half thigh bruises (thanks to stubbornness and bulky book bins)
Hundreds of wavy hairs encrusted with curl gel
A matching set of skinny wrist muscles, aching from backyard playset demo
Ten under-fingernail dirt patches courtesy of the radishes 
A million and one lizard time tan lines 
And the infinite desire to never go inside again