George Carlin gave us “The Book Club,”
Monty Python gave us “The Book Shop,”
With titles like “A Hundred and One Ways to Start a Fight”
And “David Coperfield” with one ‘p’ by Edmund Wells.
But there are others.

You probably haven’t read:
“How Hands-free Soap Dispensers Saved Wall Street,”
“Time Travel on a Budget,”
“The Difference Between Altruism and Philanthropy and Why You Shouldn’t Care,”
“Turn Your Earwax into a Nonprofit for Profit,”
“Elvis Lives, But He Doesn’t Get Out Much,”
“The Black Plague Was a Hoax,”
“How I Mastered Technology by Steering Clear of It,”
“Why We Never See Barney the Dinosaur and Rush Limbaugh in the Same Place,”
And “My Weekend with Melania and Other Lies.”

Want to write a book?
These titles are public domain,
Knock yourself out,
I mean, don’t really knock yourself out,
It’s just an expression,
But it would make a good book title.