BOOK TITLES WE PROBABLY HAVEN’T SEEN
George Carlin’s routine featured a fictitious book club that included the titles:
“Rid Yourself of Doubt–or Should You?,” “Reorganizing Your Pockets,” “Why Hawaii and Norway Are Not Near Each Other” and “How to Kill a Rat With an Oboe.”
Mr. Carlin is no longer with us.
Here are books I’d like to read that haven’t been written yet:
“Save Your Toenail Clippings,”
“How Muenster Cheese Saved My Marriage,”
“The World According to My Idiot Son-in-Law,”
“Weaning Myself off of Food in Thirty Days,”
“Zen and the Art of Corn and Callous Removal,”
“Changing the World One Spatula at a Time,”
“The Mathlete I Couldn’t Count On,”
And “Why Sweden and Norway Are Next to Each Other.”
If any of these turn out to be real titles of real books,
My real apologies.
My cheesy heart would absolutely read “The Mathlete I Couldn’t Count On.” Thanks for the laugh!
I need some of these in my tbr stack 🙂
wow!!!! loved these!! so carlin-esque!! (…& that’s a huge compliment!!)
You could riff even more on this! I think I have read the one about une son in-law…,,,