Casual Fridays
Death will probably come to me
wearing shoes too beautiful for the weather
and a linen top – maybe asymmetrical
and forgiving around the ribs.
Death will probably have a tote bag
and arrive on an electric scooter,
listening to a podcast
about decluttering.
Death might be carrying a lidless coffee cup
because plastic lids are bad for the environment
and point out that mushroom coffee is a lifesaver.
Death may have just purchased handmade jewelry
from someone named Willow
at a craft fair in a converted warehouse.
Death might smell faintly of patchouli,
wet dog,
and cosmic inevitability.
Death may have spent the afternoon
arguing online with strangers
about heirloom tomatoes
or might be mildly irritated
by the woman at the diner
who got the bill wrong and believed
that grief was a portal.
Death may have a tattoo
in a language no longer spoken
by the living.
Death will certainly not know
where all the missing socks go.
Some mysteries are bigger than Death.
Death may ask if I mind waiting a moment
while they finish a phone call.
I’ll wait politely, of course, and ask Death
to show me that photograph of
the universe at eight minutes old
poking from the tote bag.
Death might tell me they’re trying to stay more present.
Death will probably be wondering why
they haven’t come up with some automated self-checkout system
already so one could finally sit down and
finish that memoir.
Death might notice the unfinished poem on my desk,
and my sorry face,
and will most probably just say
“That’s fine, we’ve got better things to do.”
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amazing poem humanizing death that weirdly made me smile
Thank you! I’m glad 🙂
Great.
Death as the friend
we take to the coffee
house every Friday morning
Oh, this is fantastic. Love your personification of death. Especially loved this line:
“Death might smell faintly of patchouli,
wet dog,
and cosmic inevitability.”
brilliant.
🤍
Incredible poem. The personification of death into the ordinary, everyday maneuverings of life kept me intrigued from the first to the last line. Love each detailed description.
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it
Wonderful poem, so unexpected!
Thank you! 🙂
A good friend and fellow poet recently observed that haven’t written a poem about death at least directly. You just handed me my inspiration. This poem is excellent, clever and creative.
Thank you!
This line blew me away: “Death will probably come to me
wearing shoes too beautiful for the weather”
Still laughing….”Death will probably have a tote bag/and arrive on an electric scooter,/listening to a podcast/about decluttering.”
I must say, would go with Death listening to a podcast on decluttering!
😀
You manage to take away the fear of dying with life-felt honesty of sold friends…