OK let’s make sure you’ve got everything –
bee stings?
check
blood pressure? 
check
tornados?
check
inflation?
check
war?
not having a pen when you need one?
check. Can you imagine?
Yeah. OK a flat tire on the back road?
a check
That you look in real life the same as you do on the self-checkout screen?
check. Don’t remind me.
ok. roller coasters?
check
forgetting trash day?
check
general birds?
Ew. Check. 
the possibility that you had mono once and it’s going to compromise your immune system forever?
I did have mono and you know it. Check.
I’m just saying you could have gone to the doctor. Screwworms?
check
money?
check. I mean. Such as it is. 
OK, keys?
yeah keys, check, phone’s here too
ok good because if anything is still here after you leave I’m gonna call you to come get it –
this is a small house, I don’t have room to keep a bunch of stuff. 
I know. I worry about that too. 
You worry too much
Too much. I know. I worry
I know. About that too. OK I love you. Be careful. Buckle up. 
OK I love you. Lock your door. 
OK. Call me when you get home. 
OK. Call me if you need anything. 
OK.
Ok
ok