i love guns, titties and whiskey

there it was right in front of my face
bumper sticker across the back window of
shiny black, made in America, Ford truck

confederate flag decal poised to the right

i made it a point to pull up to the left side
had to get me a proper peek at the boastful driver
already had it figured out who I would find

well well well wonders never cease

eighty something year old white granny
bow in her hair with a smile on her face
blew me a kiss then loudly peeled rubber

guess she was late for happy hour