unduhwee
underwear + panty

stummy
stomach + tummy
 
bidduhboo
little baby boy

beguhneeze
bacon+ egg + cheese

berrucking
breaking
(the exception to the rule)

What do these faux words have in common?
widely unknown but common at home 
quick-firing brain?
stab at efficiency?
I’ll tell ya

cosmic payback
motherhood reparation
karma spanks the kid
satisfaction guaranteed

Yes please and thank you