When I was young,
The American people had three enemies,
Inflation, cholesterol and communism.
Sure, cancer was also an enemy,
But we could fix that with a checkup and a check.

I remember thinking,
Why can’t we turn those three enemies against each other, like
The Good, Bad and the Ugly?
There could be a standoff in a graveyard.
Of course, none of them were good, so it was more like rock, scissors and paper.

So, what happened?
Did these things disappear?
We don’t hear much talk about any of them these days.
What changed?
I’m not sure, but I think the answer has something to do with CarShield.

Aren’t you glad you waited for it?