Sending out the siren call;
the signs will be clear.

Love has ways of bringing things,
like a bikini that works as hard as you do.

Your optimism is adorable,
a millennial woman trying her best.

Do all 3 of these exercises to train
for a true tragedy.

Fire eating, we call it,
the best new grieving.

Why is this so accurate?

Ages ago, could you imagine
holding on for dear life?

It’s seriously not fair…

Each line was found in the preview lines of posts on my Instagram feed.