The giant squid has eyes the size of dinner plates,
and you’ve got no plans for lunch.

A hummingbird’s heart strikes twelve hundred beats per minute,
right now I’d give it a run for its money.  

Humans are born without kneecaps,
mine could go at any moment.  

The koala sleeps twenty two hours a day,
last night I landed a solid three (maybe three and a half).  

The rhinoceros has no sweat glands,
I think I might need to change shirts.  

The bite force of a crocodile is roughly equivalent to the weight of a small truck,
and if we’re lucky I’ll know when to keep my mouth shut.