Did the serpent tempt Eve,
Or did Eve tempt the serpent?

Will the meek inherit the earth,
Or will the earth inherit the meek?

Did Columbus discover the New World,
Or did the New World discover Columbus?

Did George Washington chop down the cherry tree,
Or did–no, that one doesn’t work.

Do we remember the Alamo,
Or does the Alamo remember us?

Did Walter Cronkite anchor the news,
Or did the news anchor Walter Cronkite?

Are the blind leading the blind,
Or is it the other way around?

Am I asking for a friend,
Or is a friend asking for me?