When the simplest possible universe was created…..
In the first few trillion trillionths of the first second
The universe expanded so fast
That in order for nothing to travel faster than the speed of light
Light had to be 60 orders of magnitude faster
Than it is now
The Creator created, then manipulated the variables
And light became a constant
The universe rested for 8 billion years
Until it started expanding at an increasing rate
What do we call expansion at an increasing rate?
The creation is failing
Amber lights are blinking
Warning sirens squawk
That switch shuts it down
Don’t touch it!
I’m not ready!