1
There was a young lady from Berea
who flirted with a salesman from Ikea.
He showed her a bed
& asked, You give head?
She said Dude! You have no idea!

2
There once was a private from Fort Knox
whose tackle hung down to his socks.
He wasn’t the smartest
but his was the hardest
when he and his friends compared cocks!

3
There was an old lady from Harlan
whose name was Myrtle McFarlane.
She loved Conway Twitty—
once flashed him her titty,
to which he responded, Hello darlin…