What if Jacob wrestling with the angel had been narrated like a WWE match?
Was Ivan more terrible than Catherine was great?
If Einstein had lived long enough to form a rock band, would he have named it The Unified Field Theory?  Or is it all relative?
Would anyone buy vegetarian Spam?
If there is more than one sign that says “The buck stops here,” where is the final stop?

I apologize for the one about Einstein.
Does that square everything with us?