Three Normal Guys starring Nicholas Cage, James Woods & Christopher Walken,
Hunger Games the Musical starring Gal Gadot, 
The Gentle Side of Donald Trump starring Donald Trump,
The Good Parent starring Woody Allen,
Drug-free Listening to Grateful Dead starring Franklin Graham,
I Slapped the Rock (Dwayne, not Chris) starring Will Smith,
And finally, The Smartass Poet Retires, because that will never happen.