I hate it when you grab a pen
       an’ there’s no ink to be
       You scribble it on everything
       in hopes something to see

       Then you grab another pen
       and do the same damn thing
       Until you come upon one
       that lets you write your name

       Then what is it that you do
       with all those inkless pens?
       Put them right back where they were
       till time to write again