Visitor #1:

It’s even more beautiful
than advertised!
Absolutely stunning!

Visitor #2:

Yes, I agree.
And just look at
those incredible clouds!
But why in the world are
Jesus and everyone else
holding babies?

Visitor #1:

That is weird!
I never knew
Heaven had so many babies—
they’re everywhere!

Saint Peter, Gate Manager:

I’m sorry, ladies, but I couldn’t help
overhearing you asking about
the babies.
First, may I ask you
a question, please?
Just where did you think
all those aborted babies