I’ve always been envious
of your masterful whip
back into any parking space

I’ve always been impressed
with your uncle’s masterful whip
back into any parking space

I’ve always been aroused
by your cousin’s masterful whip
back into any parking space

It’ll be uncanny
when your daughter masterfully whips
back into any parking space

I should’ve been outraged
by this familial
survival skill

When they come for you
detesting your asphalt skin

When they come for your uncle
this ingrained instinct

When they come for your cousin
of backwards whipping

When they come for your daughter
will give living a fair crack