Really, George?    

Harold Sherman 2017    

“Art VanDelay? Really, George?
Could you possibly come up with a less convincing name?  
If you feel the need to manufacture a fictitious person,   How about something that doesn’t sound like an Archie comic book character?  
Mad Magazine had some good names: Alfred E. Newman, Melvin Cowznofsky,   Dennis Pivnick, Osgood Z’Beard,  
Did you ever read Mad?   Maybe it’s time to move out of you parents’ house.