Sidequest unlocked
Get your damn car
out of my driveway.
I don’t even know you.
Why do you think
I should tolerate you
claiming my space
as your own?
You speak like
I owe you something.
Demanding I wait
until it is convenient
for you to get out of my way.
I called for backup
and relocated your Tesla.
Good times with friends,
beats arguing with
you over texts.
The car has now entered
an enjoyable citywide edition
of “Where’s Waldo”
scheduled for tomorrow morning.
I’ll be sound asleep.
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an enjoyable citywide edition
of “Where’s Waldo”
scheduled for tomorrow morning.
Love this!