Since the only talents our officials have are self-esteem and lieing

This is how I survived my infancy

13 oz PET evaporated milk
20 oz water
2 tablespoons Karo Syrup

makes six 4 oz bottles
Sterilize as one typically does

Might not be as good as the store bought (have you read an ingredient list?! – terrifying)

Even though we’re trained to think differently
We’re all in this together