if you don’t stop crying, i’m going to call the police
stupid cow and cunt and vampire slut

some witch
cut a switch

you’re a terrible human 
being, i hate you

i am so muchbetter than you
you are punching above
your weight i am 

a handsome man
i could do so much

better than you
you are a retarded
adult, i can’t 

afford you, i can’t
handle your weight

don’t try those waterworks on me sweetheart

you are getting 
bags under your eyes your dark
circles have circles there’s a cream for that

do not defy me, insert variable adjective here bitch
you are lucky to have me, think of me 
for once think of your son did you even stop and think don’t overthink it you’ve got to move
now you’ve got to plan ahead

i can talk to wolves you know
my wife is totally cool with it

you are only pretty when you smile 
i love your accent my mother says you 
are a siren and i want to drown

why do you walk so slow
why do you eat so slow
why can’t you let go 

it’s just dick and you are
just a hole of holes 

it is holy when we fuck 
nothing matters i want to die

ayn rand was right; the eyebrow evolved from one bead
of sweat on a hot day a million random years ago; have you ever read chuck palahniuk?

your clitoris is deformed, is that
a wart, a beauty mark; i could be in a dark room with

fifty pairs of boobs and know yours by this mole

by this ring, i thee nothing
another lie i roll a dog in happy stink 

tell him that he must obey his mother
tell him that his mother is a whore