Listen to the termite lady,
hefty technician proud and savvy
in ScherZinger’s blue uniform.

Services today performed:

All stations have been
inspected and cleaned.
Stations 7, 8, and 10 were hit,
see where the bait’s been bit?

Advice: trim forsythias back
from the house. Renewing service contract,
she advises
would be wisest.

Penny pitching’s not ideal;
splinter by splinter, home becomes meal.