There’s always that guy

Who tells you 
   What to wear to look better
   Your poem is not a poem 
   Your argument lacks profundity
   To stop eating carbs to lose weight
   Why you won’t win your case
   Where you should put
         the sofa
         the landscaping
         your mouth
   When you should 
          eat
          fast
          come
          stay
          go.

There’s always that guy.

I’m so tired of him.