My beds unmade
          My dishes ain’t clean
          The cats are jumping
          On the washing machine

          My sink done broke
          The weeds are high
          My lawn needs mowin
          And the well went dry

          My basements flooded
          The car broke down
          My tires went flat
           My water turned brown

          My zipper got stuck
          My pants got tore
          A button fell off
          There ain’t no more