seven boomer sins
lust – i’m smugly pleased i grew up before internet porn
gluttony – why didn’t they think of door dash sooner
greed – capital gains offsets are not greedy
sloth – see gluttony
wrath – the bitter partisan collapse of comity in our political institutions
envy – ’69 Camaro RS glacier blue convertible white top with the 350 small block v8
pride – i’m proud i still have my looks
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Really clever! I like how this poem is playing around with form.
I am still laughing, especially at the throwback “sloth – see gluttony”.
Clever! What an envy dream! Hope to see you driving around in that soon.
Haha! I just read this to Linda and Coleman and we laughed our butts off.