lust  –  i’m smugly pleased i grew up before internet porn

gluttony  –  why didn’t they think of door dash sooner

greed  –  capital gains offsets are not greedy

sloth  –  see gluttony

wrath  –  the bitter partisan collapse of comity in our political institutions

envy  –  ’69 Camaro RS glacier blue convertible white top with the 350 small block v8

pride  –  i’m proud i still have my looks