The Cooking Badge.
Low on my list.  

Girl Scout recipe book.
Easy Peasy.  

Reluctant dinner guests.
Mom. Dad. Sister.  

Hot dogs wrapped in bacon then a crescent roll.  

Set the table.
Plates. Napkins. Drinks.  

Serve on a large platter.
Two servings each.  

Obligatory mom comment.
‘These are really go………’  

Hands to neck.
Universal choking signal.  

Obligatory dad laughter.
Turns to mild concern.  

Fingers down throat.
Gagging. Gagging. Gagging.  

Long piece of raw bacon.
Color returns to face.  

Baloney sandwiches.
Two badges in one night.  

First Aid.  

Nailed it.