My last brush with an MLM
(wait for it…)
(I prefer my puns intended)
Was an acquaintance from high school pushing shampoo from her Facebook page.
I bought some (duh),
but it had two major problems.
One, it smelled like cat pee.
Two, it smelled like old carrots.
I used it for months thanks to my fancy new
(It’s 49.99 right now with Auto-Ship!! Just mix it in with your normal beverage and go! 😍😱👀🙌)
that makes me think even mundane decisions
I changed my shampoo.
Because I had a revelation:
All this hair I’m washing is dead anyway.
The least it can do is smell good.