My friend is a #bossbabe, don’t sweat it
My last brush with an MLM
(wait for it…)
(I prefer my puns intended)
Was an acquaintance from high school pushing shampoo from her Facebook page.
I bought some (duh),
but it had two major problems.
One, it smelled like cat pee.
Two, it smelled like old carrots.
I used it for months thanks to my fancy new
Guilt Complex
(It’s 49.99 right now with Auto-Ship!! Just mix it in with your normal beverage and go! ๐๐ฑ๐๐)
that makes me think even mundane decisions
are irreversible.
But today,
I changed my shampoo.
Because I had a revelation:
All this hair I’m washing is dead anyway.
The least it can do is smell good.
It’s new! It’s improved! It never needs ironing! It takes weight off thighs, bust, midriff, and it gives you dandruff, and it find you a job…
Loved the self awareness and humor about miracle products. It’s like those “liver detox” cures — um, uh, the liver IS a detox organ. ๐
Yeah who knew!
I have several friends who would eat me alive for this ๐
This started my day with several chuckles XD
Perfect final line ๐
I’m glad and thank you!
Haha! I needed that.
Thanks for reading!