Loose lips can be treated with cosmetic surgery.
Measure twice, cut–wait, better measure three times.
No pain, fine with me.
When the going gets tough, better call Saul.
Love means never having to say, “It’s not you, it’s me.”
People who live in glass houses need to stock up on Windex.
If it ain’t broke, you probably haven’t used it enough.
Too many cooks make a good reality show.
Hope for the best, but be ready to blame someone else if it doesn’t work out.