They busted him for distributing kiddie porn
He said someone must have hacked his computer  
It can happen, right?
Kinda scary, since there are hackers everywhere
But, wait—didn’t the police say that the photos showed his furniture and curtains in the background? And the carpet?    

What did your parents do to you, porn man?
I didn’t know your father
But your mom was one of my elementary school teachers
She taught us that slaves in the antebellum South were well-treated by the plantation owners
She claimed that the Civil Rights movement was just a bunch of Yankees stirring up trouble
Sometimes she bragged about you
I wonder what kind of education you had.