this idiot I saw the other day
dropped an entire carton of 18 fucking eggs
face down on the sidewalk
and took a deep breath
and screamed at the top of their lungs
and then scooped the eggs up with their bare hands
and shoveled them into the trash
still screeching
and people slowed down their cars to stare

Once their hands were wet with yolk
They stomped the remaining shells into the pavement
Muttering god damn you
like Elmer Fudd when he throws his hat down
The idiot was me
I am an egg criminal and a stain to polite society