I usually wouldn’t say anything,
but you’re my friend so I know you can handle this…
your hands are knockoffs.
Look at the way that little horizontal palm crease folds.
It’s not deep enough. Most people won’t notice,
but that’s a sure sign that those are knockoffs.
Maybe keep your hands in your pockets at the jewelry store.
They’ll scoff at you if you try to wear luxury jewelry
on those knobby knockoff fake fingers of yours.