Smells of onion;
competitive & commanding

sits enclosed like a can
of condensed milk

Pulls up; mother cat’s tongue
after washing her kittens of
ice cream topped with vinegar,
one wet glove that flies under the radar,
pair of legs that never takes off his stinky hat

wears sunglasses, speaks in slang,
loses all sense of taste

a 3D rotten egg
that cannot climb itself up a cow’s leg.